The Royal Poo – by Duncan Harley
When the Deeside line closed to passengers in 1966 the building had found new use as shop units and even incorporated a Tourist Information Centre and a restaurant.
A part of the building was turned into a museum and visitors could, if they were lucky, meet up with a tartan-clad mannequin dressed up as Queen Victoria’s loyal ghillie John Brown on the station platform. A second mannequin, representing an ageing Victoria in mourning dress, could be seen taking tea in the private Royal Apartments of the station building.
Those Royal Apartments naturally featured a Royal Loo. Thunder-box in form and with an ornately decorated porcelain pan, replete with Acanthus leaves and brightly painted woodland flowers, the loo was of course off limits to ordinary travellers during Victoria’s time.
Visitors to Ballater can of course view Victoria’s backup Royal Loo at the Deeside Inn on Victoria Road. Based on the design of the Royal Waiting Room at Sandringham, the Royal Throne Room at the hotel lies partially hidden amongst period features such as wooden panelling and exposed beamed ceilings but staff are generally delighted to provide a guided tour of the eight-foot square facility.
A hotel spokesperson recently commented that "we asked the Royal Protection Squad to flush out any concerns regarding the authenticity of the loo and have concluded that it is the genuine article.”
Currently however, a Royal Flush remains out of the question since the plumbing is distinctly Victorian.
Duncan Harley is author of two books about Aberdeenshire: The A-Z of Curious Aberdeenshire and The Little History of Aberdeenshire. Both titles are available from Amazon.